schleimer

german:
kick ass or something that is soooo sweet

damn! having sex with you is schleimer!

9👍 80👎

Morning Grip

When you wake up early and you can't grip anything.

I had morning grip when i tried to pick up the ketchup, and i dropped it.

38👍 10👎

TroyDodgion

The Cutest, Robotic, Freaktronic, Animated, Colorized, and Finely Perfumed Rabbit.

I like TroyDodgion

hockey

best fuckin sport on earth.... all you baseball losers should go try a real sport like hockey..

Mike: hey, you see that baseball game?
Bob: fuck no i was watchin the hockey game
Mike: fuckin right me too

3610👍 1586👎

Miles Davis

Only one of the greatest and most influential trumpet player who ever lived. Some of his recordings include, Kind of Blue, The Birth of the Cool, Bitches Brew, On the Corner, and Live-Evil, and much, much, more.

Miles Davis is a golden god.

450👍 68👎