friday night friend

Person that will come round your house on friday night for chilling if you don't feel like going out.
Normally of the opposite sex.

Ben: Hey - wanna come round mine?
Ellie: When?
Ben: Friday night, i just wanna chill...
Ellie: Ok then my friday night friend you...

a tiger woods

When you follow through on your fart with a little diorrhea.
Named because of tiger wood's golf swing.

Mum: Jeez, you shit yourself?
Son: No, just a tiger woods.
Mum: Oh, ok then...

ety's

The best headphones you can buy.
-They have 'flanged' ends

"Woah - are those ety's?"
"No"
"Yes they are!"
"Oh these, yeah - 'k-rad' aren't they?"

pissapointed

a simple mix between dissapointed, and pissed off.

often happens when you lose something or it's stolen from you.

Ben: Oh my Lord!
Phil: Why Ben; whatever is the matter?
Ben: Oh, i just lost my, my, my pendrive!
Phil: Oh, oh oh dear!
Ben: Yeah - i'm reall pissapointed in myself.