Shrooms

A drug so fucking trippy, me and my friends thought we were in an episode of Balamory

Friend: Hey man, I'm fucked on these shrooms. Where are we?

Me: Urrr... No clue man, but I think, man... That's Josie Jump's house man.

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Daylight Blazing

The act of smoking weed during daytime hours in order to open up free time the following night.

Fred: Maaan, I'm stoned as shit and it's only noon.

Nick: Yeah dude, thank God for daylight blazing