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You definately have this if you think 4 foot mexicans are surrounding your house with machine guns.
Guy 1: There are mexicans surrounding my house!
Guy 2: It's just your fucking paranoia... Again!
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Media parasite whose if her last name wasn't Hilton she'd be a nobody.
Currently in Britain promoting a self-indulged TV show about her and her sheep-like fans trying to be her best friend.
Paris Hilton is only famous because of all the money she scabs off her multi-millionaire father. Without him, she'd be a homeless crackhead.
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A white powder that when snorted it gives you the extraordinary effect that the more you do the more you'll laugh out of context.
*Bob snorts a line of cocaine*
Justin: Can I borrow your phone? My wife has just been in a car crash
Bob: Really?! HAHAHAHA! Ohhhh man...
*Snorts another line*
Justin: I'm serious dude, she's fighting for her life
Bob: HAHAHAHA! Please stop man, my sides are splitting!
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