Liberated Bush Beetle

1. most commonly a Bush Beetle that has escaped from its natural bush habitat and relocated itself in the scalp area of a sexual partner after said partner has tried on a fur turban; 2. any Bush Beetle that has escaped its natural bush habitat after sexual activity involving access of an area containing indigenous Bush Beetles.

I totally found a few Liberated Bush Beetles in my hair after that fur turban from Sandy last night.

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Devil Dog Mouthwash

1. a term used to describe the act by which an individual swooshes freshly ejaculated cum in his or her mouth instead of spitting it out or swallowing it immediately after the life fluid has found its way into the speaking and sucking orafice (gargling is optional). The shockingly quick result of this mouthwashing method is the cum sticking to the inside of the aforementioned individual's mouth - most notably and annoyingly the gums - much like a delicious Devil Dog snack cake, though with decidedly evident deviations in both the overall experience and the cleaning protocols.

2. cum used in this fashion, namely as an impromptu mouthwash.

1. So I convinced the one over by the doorway to try a Devil Dog Mouthwash last night. She thoroughly enjoyed it...

2. Can I interest you in some Devil Dog Mouthwash?

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Chest Pepperoni

(n) a nipple
plural: chest pepperonis

So I heard Linda flashed you her chest pepperoni last night.

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Carrot Train

(n) a penis

Next stop for the carrot train is tuna town, bitch. I fucking love alliteration.

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It Is What It Is

A trite, overused and infuriatingly meaningless cliche that is utilized by provincials who think they are adding some deep, meaningful insight during a discussion when all they are offering is senseless, unwarranted repetitiveness to what would otherwise be a far better conversation had they not shown the shallowness of the gene pool they spawned from by using this asininely useless and redundant phrase to begin with.

An interesting conversation is being had, when quite suddenly:

Robin: My house burned down last night. It is what it is.
Aidan: Fuck you, provincial.

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pulled a Dick

pulled a Dick
an expression describing when someone who is angered by another person begins to mumble incoherently to himself and then walks away visibly pissed off. The shaking of the angry person's head and/or the throwing up of one or more of his arms are also common occurences, though not necessary or exclusive ones.

Jake was pissed when I told him he had to work this weekend. He so pulled a Dick.

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provincial

(n) a person of actual or strongly suspected low breeding and/or intellect who chronically and infuriatingly annoys those of higher breeding and/or intellect with their obnoxious demeanor and blatant, unrestrained numbskullery.

(adj) a term describing an act that is shameless and/or severely lacking in any form of class, good breeding and/or intellect.

Used as a noun: That woman over there just said "it is what it is." What a fucking provincial.

Used as an adjective: That gentleman just left the bathroom without washing his hands. That was a provincial move.

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