Hypocriticism

When someone has a double standard and criticizes you for doing something they themselves are constantly guilty of

Dani just told me not to talk to girls...but she talks to guys all the time...such hypocriticism

Filopiwi

A second or third generation Filopino born in New Zealand usually living on the Shore who denies their heritage and identifies as a Kiwi when asked where they're from at social functions, despite obviously knowing the meaning behind the question.

Ben: "oh hey nice to meet you! Where are you from"
Justine: "I'm from New Zealand! I'm a Kiwi!"
Ben: "Oh....I meant where are your parents from?"

Justine: "Ok fine I'm Filipino but I'm a KIWI"
Ben *later on* "this is Justine - she's a Filopiwi!"