Ultimate Supreme Omeganut

Ultimate Supreme Omeganut (n/v):
When you nut inside someone so hard, it's force was comparable to an Olympia shotgun on thirty levels of cocaine and meth. These nuts also simultaneously cause lightning bolts to strike the Earth, earthquakes to occur, tsunamis to strike, make volcanoes to erupt, rip the space-time continuum, make at least 31 supernovae to happen, and make a being 13 dimensions away nut as well. This only ever happened once, when Zeus nutted in Athena for the first time.

Archaeologist: This piece of petrified white stone is left over from the legendary Ultimate Supreme Omeganut.

Random Person: What is the Ultimate Supreme Omeganut?

Archaeologist: It's when Zues nutted so hard, the universe almost ended.

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