Hell Balls

When it becomes so obnoxiously hot that your balls sag well beyond the normal sack stretch threshold. This normally occurs on extremely hot and humid days.

Ugh, my balls are sticking to both my legs as I waddle across this steaming parking lot.
Nasty, you got hell balls.

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Bernie Streak

Streak of poo about a half inch wide on the back of toilet seat found after someone with an extremely high butt crack or poor wiping habits exits the restroom.

Ugh dude I gotta drop a deuce, but I'm not goin in there, cuz you left a Bernie Streak on the seat!