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An enormous, ocean going turd that, before launch, requires the presence of a Royal, bunting strung along its length, champagne smashed over its bows, a brass band and cheering, hat tossing crowds, before it is allowed to prowl the open seas. A truly gargantuan shit, generally armed with a minimum of eight fifteen inch guns and fitted with Jarrow boilers and armoured decking.
Boy oh Boy! I had an Indian last night and this morning it spawned a Leviathan! My asrehole will take weeks to recover after launching that baby!
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A ghastly ball of phlegm that refuses to leave home and clings tenaciously to the molars.
My cold is very bad. This morning I brought up a real Molar bungy!
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A Retarded Prehominid. Someone so spectacularly stupid, they cannot be considered human.
I wouldn't listen to the Bishop if I were you, he's a retarded prehominid and should be treated with the contempt his position demands.
A person performing a disgusting act involving, snorting back and then bringing up, an enormous ball of snort and spitting the lump onto the pavement.
I can't stand it, that haulier off loaded a seventeen pounder on my door step!
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