Gangsta Waddle

The wide-stance gait that a person, mostly male, needs to have in order to keep one's sagging pants from dropping all the way to the ground. It is thought to make the person look tough, but , in fact, it makes the person look like an idiot.

Look at that idiot, whit his pants drooping like that, he has a gangsta waddle.

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Shampoo Amnesia

When you are showering and cannot remember if you washed your hair during that showering session or if that was on another day.

My hair was wet but I couldn't remember if I had actually washed my hair; shampoo amnesia strikes again!