construction gay

Term for a homosexual male in the blue collar industry. Although a rare breed, they tend to crop up in suburbia where the trendiest job is working shirtless under the sun organizing tiles on a track-home roof.

Will was fired yesterday because his boss discovered most of his day was spent watching the construction gay washing the windows of the building across the street.

bopped

Having been hit on the head

I bopped the shit outta that effing gopher.

blatino

Term for a young male of black and latin heritage - popularized by the thug homosexual community.

I realized why my ass was sore when I remembered I went home with a blatino last night.

dayglow

Clothing that glows during the day because the colors are so bright.

Beyonce was able to find her way back through the densely wooded forest at noon due to her dayglow.

suriously

To be said when claiming something is true, but clearly is not.

Suriously, Suri is Tom and Katie's child!

toga gay

Closeted homosexual male in a college fraternity.

I'd have sex with Kris but a toga gay rarely has something substantial to say.

toilet texting

Text messaging with one hand, wiping your ass with the other.

Kyle's phone broke because he accidentally wiped his ass with the same hand he was still toilet texting with. (PSA: Don't text while shitting!)