"hello im MATT MILLER and i want you to empty your thick creamy load on my chest"
30π 24π
to "poke" someone in a bodily orifice
COME OVER HERE AND PENETRATE ME BIG BOy
375π 272π
similar to the shoop except wiping the face NOT the inside of mouth.NO ORAL PENETRATION HOKAY
"goddamit matt you fucking shoomed me with man paste dickwad"
5π 43π
Ass to other girls mouth
Porno term meaning in a threesome with a guy and two girls. One girl gets fucked in the ass and the cock goes directly from her ass into the other girl's mouth...see Rocco Siffredi.
386π 44π
1.n. Mechanical device consisting of a large PVC chair, a plastic phallus and several electrodes.
2 n. Any device designed to enhance one's moments of 'leisure'.
Man! that Jumbalator makes me wanna shit! Gee, it's like having an eight inch long vibrating turd, dude!
to put something sweaty on hand, then sneak up behind someone and wipe your hand in their mouth
"goddamit tim i was enjoying that cake until you went and shooped me with ball sweat"
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