ask jeeves bitch

A haltering phrase that is injected into a conversation to stop another from a bout of irrational questioning. Typically stated in the middle of a reply out of mere frustration or it can be used as an interuption of a 'too many questions' attack. May be a simple end rather than an answer to a useless question.

Example One
YoLandray - Hey man, who is going tonight?
Devondry - Everyone! Even Joe's cousin Lisa will be there.
YoLandray - Whaaaat!? Who is she with, who's she going with, is she with anyone, is it true what they... Devondry - Daaaam foo... I dunno, ask Jeeves bitch!

Example Two -
Sleepy - Hey Doc, is it true that sleeping aids cause oily gas?
Doc, Bashful aaaaand Grumpy - We dunno foo! Ask Jeeves Bitch!

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butdu ya

An opening phrase to introduce an quickly stated question or statement. Typically a ghetto one that many can relate to. The 'du' can be substituted by other words such as; can, will, were and etc. The 'ya' can also be subtituted for he/she/it/they and other verbs.

Example one
Rhonda: Hey Bern, can i borrow your lipliner

Bern: Sure, Butdu ya gotta be breathen and swipin so hard when ya do.

Example two
Mtn Climber one: Hey, it that the mayor? I heard he comes here often.

Mtn Climber two: Butcan he pass a bill?