Dalrymple Syndrome

A debilitating mental condition characterized by a general lack of knowledge of what to do resulting from a deep seated insecurity.

Symptoms include: about to do something then don’t do it last second; avoiding all problems; lying to others in order to avoid having to deal with them; not learning from one’s repeated mistakes; saying “the L-word” instead of “love”

Oh, that girl won’t talk to him. She suffers from the Dalrymple syndrome so she’ll just avoid the problem forever.