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The Bernstein Bail

When a Jew makes plans with you and then bails (typically happens when they don’t have a coupon for dinner, are being lazy, etc.)

Sorry for The Bernstein Bail but I accidentally ate some pink, undercooked chicken and got food poisoning so I’m sorry I can’t make it to the zoo or dinner.

by Bernsteinbearlove July 17, 2021

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Brian the Flake

When someone goes out of their way to make plans with you but then comes up with dumb excuses not to hang out.

Man, I was going to have a great night but he lied about eating raw chicken and Brian the Flake’d me.

by Bernsteinbearlove June 19, 2021