When a Jew makes plans with you and then bails (typically happens when they donât have a coupon for dinner, are being lazy, etc.)
Sorry for The Bernstein Bail but I accidentally ate some pink, undercooked chicken and got food poisoning so Iâm sorry I canât make it to the zoo or dinner.
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When someone goes out of their way to make plans with you but then comes up with dumb excuses not to hang out.
Man, I was going to have a great night but he lied about eating raw chicken and Brian the Flakeâd me.