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When your work colleague asks for something that you already sent them, and you just hit forward on the original email with no note.
Sanjay thought he was catching me being late on a project, when really I already sent him my part two weeks ago. So he got a fuck you forward when I sent it ... yet again.
Like the Rusty Trombone but performed on a woman. Instead of the back and forth action of a trombone, one uses the flicking action of playing a jaw harp, with the accompanying analingus.
Did you and Gail seal the deal last night?!
Seal the deal?! I gave her a rusty jaw harp for a solid 30 minutes. She busted hard.
The front leg of any animal that walks on all fours.
Since my dog Kodiak doesn't know how to pee with his leg up, he's always pissing on his arm-legs.