Couzzle

Couzzle: compound pronoun (i think) combining the two words "cousin", and "puzzle" term for a person or group of people related due to inbreeding, whether it be severe generational deformation, or merely a chance distant relation among peers

Person1: Hey did you hear about Sierra and Jared?

Person2: no? What's up?

Person1: well... word on the street is that they're couzzels!!!

Person2: what that's crazy

Person1: yeah, and when Sierra marries Michael, Jared and Michael will be related as well !

Person2: well now that means when Jared and jenna get married she will be couzzle to Michael and Sierra also!!

swamp geyser

A swamp geyser is the act of filling someone's bellybutton full of piss,and semen. Then turning around to shart it all into their face.

Timothy:Bro what happened to your face ?
Shawn: oh, Marge gave me a swamp geyser last night but I haven't been able to clean it all off yet.