Couzzle: compound pronoun (i think) combining the two words "cousin", and "puzzle" term for a person or group of people related due to inbreeding, whether it be severe generational deformation, or merely a chance distant relation among peers
Person1: Hey did you hear about Sierra and Jared?
Person2: no? What's up?
Person1: well... word on the street is that they're couzzels!!!
Person2: what that's crazy
Person1: yeah, and when Sierra marries Michael, Jared and Michael will be related as well !
Person2: well now that means when Jared and jenna get married she will be couzzle to Michael and Sierra also!!