Giulia

The Italian girl next door. Lush curls, piercing eyes, bod of a goddess. Can make a mean lasagna if you’re worthy. Too smart for you or your friends. NEVER MISSPELL HER NAME or you will face harsh consequences.

Guy 1: damn who’s that babe walking over there?
Guy 2: oh that’s my neighbor, Giulia. She’s too good for you bro, don’t even try.

giuglia

The tiny amount of gas one accidentally releases from one’s sphincter hole when laughing uncontrollably. Does not normally smell nor make a sound, but will tickle the crack while exiting (especially when seated).

I was laughing so hard i released a Giuglia. Nobody heard me but it tickled.