Kier starmer

A coniving, scheming, duplicitous, granny murdering, pension stealing little shit who is regrettably our Prime Minister

Have you seen what Kier Starmer has done now? He's so arrogant that he gives politicians a bad name

Hello fresh wound

A self inflicted burn or scalding injury caused by someone who can't cook attempting to do so whilst following the instructions of an online meal kit

What happened to you Bert, you've Burns all up your arms?

Its nothing. Just a Hello Fresh Wound