The Zhanning

The 2nd of May, where all acts of Zhanning are allowed with no consequences. Like the purge, but for Zhanning.

Today is The Zhanning - All Zhanning today on the 2nd of May is legal and will have no consequences.

The Sankey Treatment

The act of leaving your teacher or boss in a zoom call for at least 5 minutes on their own at the start of a meeting.

Named after Sankey Diagrams, an extremely confusing form of graph with lots of twists and turns... to delay the inevitable.

Let's give our english teacher The Sankey Treatment today...

Zhanning

To act within a deviant manner - to act in a casually socially unacceptable way.

People who Zhan are referred to as Zhanners.

Dude 1: "Hey, has anyone done the assignment for tomorrow?"
Dude 2: *Sends picture of naked Goku to the group chat*
Dude 3: "Nahhhh bro he's zhanning"