nakified

So naked that you are now a verb. Naked as all get out. Only your soul is more naked when being rejected- Nakified.

Damn, bro! You are nakified and shit! You can't let a girl see you cry like that. Now she calls you a little nakified bitch!

King Cobra

A fine malt liquor to share among friend to enhance life's special moments. A subtle blend of hobo pee and repressed memory, never pair with raisin balls. Or your dad's balls. No balls.

Beth and Nicole drank their King Cobra, knowing that at that moment, the pinnacle of their whole life had been reached, and there was no greater joy than this bum swill and good friends.

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