Masturbation. The act of jacking off...
Dude, she was so hot I had to go home and snap a carrot
Masturbation. The act of jacking off...
Dude, she was so hot I had to go home and snap a carrot
A trip that is supposed to be a "business trip" that is really an excuse for men to cheat on their wives.
They are going to a sales meeting in Las Vegas... what a poondoggle.
Pronounced Cunt-ra-te. The pratice of kicking someone in the cunt.
Bitch get back....I have a blackbelt in cuntrate
Having sex with someone so horrible you force you mind to block out all memories of the entire preceding 24 hours
Dude...what happened on Thursday, that chick was so ugly I have sexnesia...
A trip that is supposed to be a "business trip" that is really an excuse for women to cheat on thier husbands..
They are going to a sales meeting in Las Vegas....what a cockdoggle