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Masturbation. The act of jacking off...
Dude, she was so hot I had to go home and snap a carrot
18👍 8👎
Masturbation. The act of jacking off...
Dude, she was so hot I had to go home and snap a carrot
11👍 7👎
A trip that is supposed to be a "business trip" that is really an excuse for men to cheat on their wives.
They are going to a sales meeting in Las Vegas... what a poondoggle.
49👍 17👎
Pronounced Cunt-ra-te. The pratice of kicking someone in the cunt.
Bitch get back....I have a blackbelt in cuntrate
5👍 3👎
Having sex with someone so horrible you force you mind to block out all memories of the entire preceding 24 hours
Dude...what happened on Thursday, that chick was so ugly I have sexnesia...
2👍 3👎
A trip that is supposed to be a "business trip" that is really an excuse for women to cheat on thier husbands..
They are going to a sales meeting in Las Vegas....what a cockdoggle
6👍 2👎