Rana

Frog in Italian, name meaning beautiful in Arabic. A petite human being who is hugely frustrated and paranoid. She believes that everyone is trying to hijack her personal files and stresses herself and all those around her.

Rana is so stressed out she’s stressing me too.

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Yurik

A gullible fool, usually a man, who has a tendency to mansplain. He has no opinion and is so easily influenced that he will contradict himself in the same discussion/ sentence/ argument, that he will confuse all others and himself. A lover of tiny dogs with knitted outfits that he’ll treat like a baby.

He interrupted me so many times, he was being such a Yurik!

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Diceman

Indicates an individual who has as many personalities as the possible outcomes of rolling a dice. He/she/they can be your friend, ally, enemy, dictator, delusional to reality human, etc. He/she/they have a ‘hidden’ agenda which is very transparent. In this person’s head you have a specific role to play and should stick to it without challenging the status quo.

Saw the diceman today, he’s in a good mood today. I’m not sure how long that will last before he rolls his personality dice again…