Mailmanned

Constantly fingering things. Even while driving and sorting mail.

Wow. She was so skilled at multitasking. She mailmanned her date on the drive home. So majestic.

stagman

When you keep a roledex of people you can hookup with at any moment. OR when you keep a roledex of random sex acts you could perform at any moment.

Wow, she went all Stagman on that shit. A menu of man panthers ready for banging.

rainbow of fuck you

When a lesbian at an all women’s college gets fucked by an array (usually 7 - one for each color in a rainbow) of individuals with various nationalities and cultural backgrounds.

Woah, did you hear?? “Tire” got the gift of a Rainbow of Fuck You’s last night after the poetry slam.

greeting card marriage

When you meet someone in a Hallmark store who looks like a real life version of a Precious Moments doll and then immediately know that you have to get married to them.

Jake met her at the greeting card store and they totally locked eyes and then boom, got a greeting card marriage.

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