Jonesying

Verb. 1. To have a craving for Jonesy. 2. To jones for jonesy.

Check her out, she must be Jonesying, I saw her check out his package!

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but munch

The act of munching man bum as demonstrated by Edd Head Bert

Egg head had a man give him a but munch

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Jonesy

1. An enigma wrapped in a conundrum.
2. A repeater of "Sic em Bears"

Me: Baylor Sucks
Jonesy: Sic Em Bears

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two-cabber

someone you don't want to hook up with

Adult Monkey: did you hook up with him?
Bag Food: no, he's a two-cabber!

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Ball Sack

1. large burlap sack used to store four-square balls.

2. a scrotum

Principal Skinner tied in a burlap sack by his students: "quick Mr. Nibbles chew through my ball sack"

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mwaa

The sound made by a dying giraffe. Originates from the South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut

Dying giraffe: "mwaa"

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Cannibalistic Hot Dog

If you were a hot dog and you were starving in the desert would you eat yourself?

I know I would, I'd slather myself in mustard. I'd be delicious.

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