Fexan

A fake Texan. Often seen riding around in a beat up ford with a confederate flag on the back. Most Fexans come from the east coast or New England. Known for saying phrases like pardner, Damn Yankees, and Yee Haw!.
Guy 1
Hey Joe.

Joe the Fexan. Hello pardner!. Them Yankees piss me off!. Now if we was the Confederacy then things would have been a lot better.
Guy 1. Joe you were born in Connecticut. So stop being a mutherfucking Fexan!

Look at those fexans riding around in there lifted ford with a confederate flag on the back

Minivan

Similar to a shocker expect it's 2 in the front 5 in the back

Guy1 dude I gave Jessie such a minivan last night at joes party.
Guy 2 Niceeeee