Gronkle

When you are an Australian slut and you are proud of it and don’t care about the haters

Jimmy: “what a thot”
Amber: “I’m Australian you idiot!”
Jimmy: “oh sorry.. gronkle”
Amber: “that’s what I thought!”

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Flobber

When you accidentally finger someone

I just flobbered her

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Keeva

A cute lil Irish potato

That’s a Keeva of a potato

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Elizajames

The worst friend you could ever find but you don’t want to be mean and stop being their friend so you have to pretend like you like them

“She’s an elizajames but she kinda crazy and will beat me up if I say I don’t want to be her friend”

Clomaphobic

When your friend just got chlamydia and you want them to stay away.. dirty slut

“He has chlamydia”
“I’m a clomaphobic so he needs to stay away from me”

Shankful

When you you become friends with someone so if you ever get into a fight they have your back but everyone you know hated that person

Person 1: your kinda shankful for this
Person 2: I know but it’s for protection

Wanksher

When you laugh kind of sound like a dog being put down

Your laughing so weird you sound like a wanksher