Operation Dumbo Drop

The process of hovering over a dirty toilet seat to take a crap so you do not get your back end covered in germs.

I had to drop the Cosby kids off at the pool, but some one left their juice on all the toilet seats. Luckily, I remembered a trick my 2nd grade teacher taught me and performed an Operation Dumbo Drop.

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Bloody Pavey

An automatic win in BACKYARD INFLATABLE SOCCER BALL JUGGLING when you do a full extension dive and catch the ball while slamming your face of the ground and bleeding.

Wow Matt that Bloody Pavey you just had was insane, we better get some Neosporin on that cut.

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