split his wig

To hit someone in the head; To beat someone up very badly.

He came up on me so I split his wig!

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big momma

a grand-mother, a matriarchal figure that takes care of and runs the family, watching after the little ones.

yo, my momma was arrested again, so i gots to stay with my big momma

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Wipe a pimp down

A group of hoes taking their hands and moving them in a back & forth motion. As if you are brushing something off of your shoulder.

Wipe a pimp down and give me my money bey-atttch...

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crop duster

When Mr. Teeds mom releases noxious carcinogenic odors from her flapping meat wallet as she passes by.

Is there a rotting carcas in here or did Teeds mom walk in the room?

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ickles

A word to describe the drunkenness of young adults of the sydney region. A word created by the 'Big Daddy' himself.

"Rez, lets get ickles tonight"

"Hmmmmmmm"

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E.A.D.

Eat A dick.

Todd: I thought you were going to the game
Chris: I was but what had happen was
Todd: <Interrupting Chris> Man E.A.D.

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farheen

1.) being invisible
2.) a ghost

urban legend:

a woman who can turn to the side and disappear

1.) i'm not sure who broke into our house, it's like he was farheen

2.) "hey, did you hear about that new show, casper the friendly farheen?"

urban legend story
one day, a young girl, average weight, slept in her room at night. it has been said farheen turned to the side, and snuck into her room through the window cracks and killed the woman due to weight jealousy.

beware the farheen.

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