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A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the
middle.
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A soul broken by society; someone who has lost faith in people.
Little Timmy: I can't wait to grow up!
Adult Timmy: Why didn't I appreciate my childhood more!
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A person who thinks that they are always right and you are always wrong because they are 18 years out of their mother's buttocks and you are not.
Adult: It doesn't matter if we cheat, steal, lie, kill other people, abuse drugs or start illegal wars for profit or how many times we were wrong beforehand, you must always obey us without question.
Child: Screw you!
Adult: Faints, before screaming "Go to your room"!
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the reason for so much evil and stupidity on this earth. everything that is wrong on earth is caused by adults and still children gotta respect them.
rick-i have become an adult now
jack-oh welcome to moronhood
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1. The period of your life before death, and after the time when you realize that it is, in fact, NOT cool to paste cut-outs from 'Teen People' onto your binder.
2. The label you give to movies that have copious amounts of the letter 'X' on them.
1. When Jenny realized that she had become an adult, a part of her died.
2. When Tom went behind the beaded curtain in his local video store marked 'Adult', and looked at all the pornomagraphic materials, a part of him grew.
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One old enough to be cruel to, rationalizing that such a person is mature enough to handle whatever you dish out.
Manipulating a child is a sin, but manipulating an adult is good business.
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a middle aged grown up whos only purpose in life is to annoy and bitch to kids and teenagers. they hate pretty much everything and everyone, mostly their kids because they didnt have a good childhood and are now bitching and complaining about it to every other person 20 years younger than him or her, what a douchebag
at the age of 35, adults become uncool and zombielike, whos only purpose is to destroy the youth
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