only the coolest people are named Dakota. Dakotas are sexy, smart and probably kind of crazy. Despite that, they are super sweet and an amazing person. Never leave a Dakota because youâll regret it anyway. There are people that left Dakotaâs who are allegedly sitting around in glen iris feeling lonely because they are without a Dakota :(
Hey have you met Dakota?
Yeah theyâre so cool I canât even!
Dakota is so sexy and incredible. no one should ever leave a Dakota. if you do, it is most likely you sit around in glen iris for the rest of your life regretting your decision because you must be a loser if you leave a Dakota. rip them because Dakota is super awesome and succeeding in life
a: where does someone who left a Dakota live
b: probably somewhere boring like glen iris