Play the Greek Drum Kit

Due to the sub standard plumbing dimensions in Greece expertise must be demonstrate in the orchestrated art of wiping your arse pipe while keeping time playing off beats on the pedal bin to dispose of the soiled 3 ply aftermath of an ouzo and souvlaki laden bowel movement.

Christ that's loose, I'll have to play the greek drum kit for a far while.

A Buster Keaton

To make use of a gentleman's website with the sound the sound turned off as not to alert other house members or hotel guests.

A silent movie

The hotel room walls are paper thin....Better make it a Buster Keaton