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Being absolutely naked when doing/performing a Shit Wank. If you are naked, it enables you to spread your knees further apart, so making the Shit Wank far easier, and much, much, more enjoyable, i.e. you aren't constrained by clothes...
Damn, I had an absolutely brilliant Naked Shit Wank today....
I stripped off naked earlier today, sat myself down, and had one hell of a Naked Shit Wank today....
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The view you get when looking up as you are going down on an overweight woman. The ripples in their gut fat looks very much like the view you would see looking along the top of a sliced loaf of bread....
I went down on Kim's beaver, and when I looked up all I could see was her sliced loaf gut.....
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A description for a male gay couple or lovers, i.e. 1 Shunts (Giver) and the other Squeals (Taker)
I saw a right pair of Shunters & Squealers the other day....
Look at the Shunter & Squealer over there....
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Wanking whilst sitting down and having a shit, as it makes the shitting far more enjoyable, and also much, much easier
Damn, I had a really good shit wank today....
Oh, that shit wanking makes shitting so much nicer and easier
I was turtling, and at the same time feeling really horny, so I sat down and had a good shit wank...
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