Beef Wellington

A term that identifies a guy who is hot or good looking. Usually wears tight jeans, checkered shirts and band shirts. May have piercings, flesh tunnels and tattoos. Their hair should be fairly long with a fringe. It helps if they have a good music taste.

You are with a group of people and you're walking down the street. You spot a guy, that you think is looking good, so you state to your friends 'Beef Wellington!'.

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Pizza

Pizza is possibly... no, definitely the most important thing ever created on Planet Earth. Many a social occasion is either improved or based around a Pizza. It is appropriate to eat anywhere, aquatinted by anyone. For example; A restaurant with your work colleagues which is usually a diabolically miserable situation, but if you ordered pizza you'd forget all your troubles. It is also very suitable as a light snack during sleepovers or when out with friends whilst feeling on the slightly peckish side. People believe that the origin of Pizza is Le Italia whereas it has been argued that the traditional pizza we know and devour today actually originates from America, however we're too fucking lazy to check or to be honest give a fuck. Oh, in addition to the previous fact, be careful not offend vegetarians buy buying Pizza with meat as a topping, that is why they sell vegetarian friendly Pizza.

Pizza.

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