Kentucky Plug

When you need to, for whatever reason, plug a human orifice with your thumb. Sometimes you need to Kentucky plug the hole in your neck that is rapidly leaking blood. Other times, you need to Kentucky plug your girlfriend's asshole because it's Tuesday and you haven't plugged it since Sunday and she's itchin' for a pluggin'.

Mr. Herrera: Scott gave me the Ol' Kentucky Plug last night!
His friend: dude... gay....

Mr. Herrera: No, this time he was just plugging a shrapnel wound in my leg...
His friend: What do you mean "this time"... Did he Kentucky Plug you some other time?

Mr. Herrera: *abruptly changes subject*