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Claire Fang

Claire Fang is your average Chinese girl. She gets good grades, she has friends, and her friends drag her down. She goes to church on Sundays, and her favorite snacks are animal crackers. Despite this, she is still unique, most commonly found eating from a toilet bowl in the run-down janitors' closet. Claire Fang also likes eating water, and her favorite animal is most likely a moose. She resembles a Harvey Nichols shopping bag containing a dress and snacks for the week that was left in the trunk of the family Jeep SUV after the soccer mom forgot to take it inside. She makes friends with the kitchen staff. Not only that, but she likes making fun of disabled people, and often she arraigns students for not giving her their pencils. she likes to chew the erasers off

Are you seriously studying after school hours?? You're such a Claire Fang 😂

Do you really have to chew that eraser, I saw you finish one a minute ago? You're such a Claire Fang

by Biedio January 15, 2023