Bienstockholm syndrome

Bienstockholm syndrome is an emotional response to the dizzying effects of peak financepunk. It happens to some Instagram users when they have positive feelings towards content posted by internationally renowned renaissance man artist-provocateur Alex Bienstock.

“I’ve been lost in the scroll for three hours. I’m late to work. I must have Bienstockholm syndrome.”

Bienstockholm syndrome

Bienstockholm syndrome is an emotional response to the alluring effects of finance punk. It happens to some Instagram users when they have positive feelings towards content posted by internationally renowned artist-provocateur Alex Bienstock.

“I’ve been lost in the scroll for the last three hours. I’m late to work. I think I have the Bienstockholm syndrome.”

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The father of our thoughts. The culprit of our wet dreams. The final solution to our woes. Our real dad.

“Yo babez, I want to get fucked by Alex Bienstock. He’s cute plus I think he could help my art career.”