Wildebeesting

A situation where your wingman, in the act of intoxication fails to protect you. The next morning you awake to realize that you have engaged in a sexual act with a large, hairy, animal-like creature resembling the famed Wildebeest.

What happened to you? You look like you went Wildebeesting last night!

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Femocrat

28-60 y/o woman (white or have white influence in their life), typically from CA, OR, WA, CO or NY who has ALL the answers about how the world should run and condescends to those who disagree.

Usually named Kris, Marnie, Star, or Barbara.

Votes strictly democrat-no matter what and HATES the Donald.
Wants free everything, legal weed, no cops and thinks it’s pefectly fine that a dog eat scraps-at the table-in her lap-at a restaurant.

Hates war and the military, despite the fact that she doesn’t speak German because of it.

Wants more power and more pay for women and is willing to go out and hold a sign while sipping her no-whip latté in her best Cashmere to express it-for days on end, but not willing to run for office herself to enact change.

Thinks sex is a “process”.

Usually into Buddhism and other “philosophies”, but not “religious”.

My aunt Star is a fire-breathing liberal Femocrat.

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