Mallomars

A marshmallow sandwich cookie produced by Nabisco. A graham cracker is covered with a fluffy cloud of marshmallow, then covered in a hard chocolate shell.

Dee Dee: Mama, I want my mallomars mo den my holiday grits.
Ebony: Ok Dee Dee, but watch yo pounds. Too many of those is finna clot cho vessels.

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berf

A sparingly used word to put emphasis on the word "both".
A higher degree of emphasis than bof, which is higher than both.

Scott: Both of us are going to the hair stylist for a haircut.

Javon: Bof of us is goin to da parlor to trim we fros.

Darquavis: Berf us gizzah mosey to da barber shop and get a fresh cut.

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frustrum

A three dimensional cone that has its point cut off to a certain portion. Like the thing an elephant stands on at the circus, or a lampshade.

LaTonya: Yo Daunte, take dat frustrum off yo dick.

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SOSA

Save Our Seats, Adam.
This is declared when it is requested that Adam save the seats at the table that you are sitting at to ensure the seats will be there upon the time you return.

Keisuke: Brad, wanna get food?
Brad: Yeah...SOSA!
Kevin: SOSA!
Nick: SODA!
Andrew: SOSA!
Thomas: SOSA might be cry!

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Jiggaboo Nappy

An honorable nickname given to anyone of African decent.

Yo Shoshanda, I'm finna call you Jiggaboo Nappy if you win the mamapork eating contest being held in Charlotte this weekend.

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Mamapork

A pork based dish composed of soulfood ingrediants such as extra sticks of butter, rice porridge, green been extract, and others. Usually served in the deep south at barbeques, and other social events. Can be prepared: fried, deep fried, or extra crispy and sometimes eaten raw. Derived from the fact that wholesome mothers usually are ones who serve this food.

Genesis God: Auntie, you gizzah fix me my mamapork?
Auntie Mary: Nah Nah Genesis, you all of 12 years old, and you is expecting you own child any month now. You's best know how to fix dis mamapork by you lonesome.
Genesis God: Yes'm, Auntie.

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J Mickey

A Mickey Mouse shirt composed of many colors; worn only by the most prestigious of all human beings.

Thomas is sporting that J Mickey shirt again.