british slang for doing time in prison
do your porridge and don't try to screw the system
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A mushy substance made by boiling corn flour, oats, or other grain food. Usually eaten as a breakfast product.
Porridge tastes better than corn grits.
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used to describe a womans pussy when full of cum. normally used in relation to group sex, by males.
I want her first because I hate stirring the porridge.
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yo man i saw dat nigga eat his girls porridge
guy 1, "what do you like to eat for breakfast?"
guy 2, "i usually have a nice helping of warm porridge"
guy 1, "me 2"
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Bastardisation of BOTHERED?
When you cant be bothered with somthing, or you dont give a shit.
<Dumbkid1> I got promoted to shelf stacker at tesco!!!11111
<me> PORRIDGE?
or:
<idiot>Wow! this version of the star trek box set has audio commentry by spock!
<me>....Do you actually think I give a porridge?
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