Flex Tape

A creation by the almighty god Phil Swift who can patch, bond, seal, and repair with no effort at all. It is his gift to us mortals to repair our foolish mistakes. Don’t try making it at home, because it is a creation by a GOD, not a HUMAN. Only the most worthy people are chosen to own it. Without Flex Tape, we would not exist.

John: “Phil Swift appeared in front of me and gave me a roll of Flex Tape yesterday!”
Caden: “You should be glad, he has chosen you as a worthy bearer of that supernatural gift.

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Simpery

The act of being a simp

John bought a $200 gift for his crush and got friendzoned, that was some immense simpery.

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Sex story

Get off the bed and do something productive you meat beating frick.

The only reason why you searched up “sex story” was so you would have something to beat your meat to. Stop. Do something healthy.

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Minecraft

The best game that will ever exist. It is a game for alphas, unlike the beta abomination known as fortnite.

Guy 1: “Hey bro wanna do some Minecraft?”
Guy 2: “Sure bro”

Sex

Just face it. The only reason why you looked up sex is to get horny and jack off because you are too scared that your parents will find porn videos on your search history.

Don’t search up sex here again.

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Christian Minecraft Server

A place where you can not swear or say heck or else you will get a belt whoopin

One day on Johnny’s Christian Minecraft Server
Billy: “What the heck is that?”
Johnny: “NO CUSSING ON MY CHRISTIAN MINECRAFT SERVER!” *Pulls out the belt*

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Make Urban Dictionary Great Again

What we need to do.

“Today, we will band together in an alliance to Make Urban Dictionary Great Again!”