The fear of farting around other people.
Bruh I was at the library yesterday and this hot chick was sitting near me, I had to Fart so bad but I had Fart Phobia.
7π 1π
Putting whip cream; chocolate syrup and cherrys on a womans breasts and vagina in order to eat it off of her.
Bro, my girl wanted me to make her a sundae bikini last night.
The opposite of cock-blocking, the act of a woman stopping another woman from getting some cock.
Girl I was at the club last night and I seen this fine ass guy, but then some bitch was pussy pushing.
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The act of someone digging in their ass while they are half asleep.
Girl, I was in bed with my man last night and he started half assing.
2π 18π
The act of laying on your stomach in order to fart.
Dude I was so bloated yesterday I had to de-flate.
2π 2π
The struggle a man has urinating into the toilet while having an erection.
Bro, I woke up with morning wood and had to pee, I had to take a Piss test.
The act of checking out a girl without her noticing.
Bro there was this super hot chick I saw earlier, I was sneak peeking her.