Sex

An act invented by Dariush cerca 2008.
Scholars say the Persian protégé went on to invent gay sex later that year

"I had a great time last night"
"Thank god Dariush invented sex. I don't know what we would have done otherwise"

vhlsexual

/vēāCHlsekSH(o͞o)əl/

adj/noun (of a person) sexually attracted to or sexually aroused by vhl activities and assessments, typically on the website vhlcentral.com, owned through vista higher learning

Human 1: This thicc Spanish homework got me thinking I might be vhlsexual
Human 2: Please seek help