When you have to fight a bull dike during a threesome to get to the lipstick chick .....
Last night I had to give the Indigo Girls the Ole Wally Musgrove to get to Mick Jagger''s wife ...
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To receive a blowjob while shitting into a Jack O' Lantern .
Dude , last night at the Halloween party Jodi gave me a " pumpkin blumpkin " on her front porch ...
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