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Lantern

Another name for a 'Lightworker' Soul.

Lightworker Souls are those who were born to bring light into the darkness. These are the people who many naturally gravitate towards when they are depressed and confused.

I didn't know where or who to turn to, I felt so lost and alone. - I slipped some shoes on and knocked on, Sarah's door, she was like a lantern that shined bright in the thick of the night.

by MercySakesAlive October 2, 2019

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Lantern

The act of using a flashlight as a dildo, typically on camping trips.

The dildo was too big to fit in my backpack, so when we got the tent put up, my girlfriend demanded that we lantern instead.

by whabbear September 1, 2011

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lantern

A friggn menorah.... a gerry lantern menorah

"Did you lite the lantern yet to day? It is the 17th day and no menorah wtf gerry?"

by T. C. June 18, 2006

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idiot's lantern

a television

you sit in all day watching the idiot's lantern. get up, go out, and do something you lazy shit.

by jimmy mc'scrotie badders. April 15, 2010

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Hang a lantern

To point out some inconsistency in order to allow for its acceptance and to move things along. This is a common plot device in the entertainment industry, in which the entertainers give some sort of wink or nod that allows the entertained to suspend disbelief of some unthinkable feat and carry on with minimal interruption.

Feeling whiney and knowing that he was partaking in the practice of Vaguebooking, Tom was sure to hang a lantern on it by adding a #Vaguebooking hash tag to his post.

by kraftydevil12 July 29, 2011

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Spanish Lantern

The same as a dutch oven, farting under the blanket and pulling it over your partners head, although to complete the spanish lantern, light a match after the proceeded fart.

John Spanish lanterned kate last night and she no longer had eye brows.

by HBOSS19 October 18, 2009

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Chinese Lantern

When a man stretches his sack over a flashlight placed directly behind it, causing his scrote to glow red like a Chinese lantern.

Jake lit up that room with his Chinese lantern.

Jason transformed his batwing into a Chinese lantern with a flashlight.

Matt added some ambiance to the dinner party with his Chinese lantern.

by JbodJordyBabes July 9, 2010

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