rusty polearm

A female performing oral sex on on a male with dried period blood on his penis. Normally occurs after a male has vaginal intercourse with a female who is on her period.

Stacey was on her period last night. We had amazing sex and she woke me up this morning by giving me a rusty polearm.

burlap sack

The irritation of the chin caused by a sack with a 5 o'clock shadow.

I was giving Chip blowies yesterday and he totally gave me a burlap sack.

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