Klu Klux Klan

The cousin organization to the much bigger Ku Klux Klan. Originally rivals, the Klu Klux Klan have gone on to adovcate for dancing in sunny meadows.

White guy: Hey, let's all join the Klu Klux Klan!
Black guy: What the fuck?
White guy: No,no no! See, the Ku Klux Klan is the rascist one. The Klu Klux Klan loves peace.

Black guy: You're still a rasicst.

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Facebook Popping

The delibarate act of posting a status, logging off, then logging on again to see if anyone commented.

Me: Hey, didn't you log into Facebook like a million times.
Them: Of course not. I logged in once.
Me: Liar! I knew you were Facebook popping

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