Big Tash

A buzzkill of a broad that is very big and extra burly…grrr!

Brock: “Yo Lee! Have you seen Trey recently?”
Lee: “Nah dawg. Brotha done be MIA.”
Jamarcus: “Whatchu talkin bout MIA? He be trapped under Big Tash last I’s heard.”
Lee: “Exactly.”
Brock: “Someone dial the 911! We gots to save a brotha!”
Trey (gasping for air): “All good boys. She just been smothering me with her big ole bones.”