Jenny

1: Girls lucky enough to be born with this name are very confident, smart, and beautiful. They can be quite care free and playful at times, always full of laughter and surprises. Her sense of humor is rivaled by none. With impeccable taste in fashion, music, food, literature, shows, and social events Jenny always knows what's hot in any city. This type of girl could sport an umbrella with cherubs printed on it when it's not even raining, and get away with it. This is because a Jenny has the style and mystery of a snow leopard. She is the life of any party, and she is always invited. Jenny is the type of girl that every mother prays to the gods that their son will bring home, because she knows how to treat a real man. She is the quintessential girl next door, with a streak of dark humor. Jenny will tell you how it is, straight up, but not in a bitchy way. Jenny's may seem innocent to the casual observer. If you are lured into this tigers den of love though, you will have entered a land of enchantment and pleasures, only survivable of the brave of heart. A Jenny can drive a madman insane if she decides to. Every guy dreams of being with this girl, even if it's only for a fleeting moment. Keep on dreaming though, unless you are a Michael, Ray, or Will type of guy. Only guys like these can keep up with such a woman. Jenny is THE deluxe package.

2: The real name of Little Baby Jesus' mother.

Guy 1: Check out that gorgeous angel talking to Ted, next to the water cooler.
Guy 2: Yeah, she lights this office up like a firework show!
Guy 1: She is a TOTAL Jenny.

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snoozophile

A person afflicted by the condition of having no control over the urge to repeatedly hit the snooze button on the alarm clock.

Common signs and symptoms include:
starry eyed gaze, sleep talking, day dreaming, drooling, constantly talking about bat shit crazy ass dreams of all sorts, wearing miss matched socks, unparalleled artistic sense and intuition, annoyed roommates, ability to get ready for work in three minutes time in which it would take a normal person thirty, bed head of the dead, pillow marks and blanket lines covering face and arms, unable to make complete sentences in the morning, and having them tell you "just five more minutes,... I swear, really...yeah"

person 1: "I hit the snooze button 32 times this morning. That blows my record of 25 out of the water!"
person 2: "Sounds like you might have a problem, like you're turning into a snoozophile or something."
person 1: "Yeah, but I had a dream that I was flying through the air, and I was on fire, but it didn't hurt or anything, it was SOOOOOO cool!"